The Bear & Passover Dinner by Larry Baumhor

Nanny and Larry The Bear & Passover Dinner by Larry Baumhor Dedicated To Michael Bennett “Fire 2 chicken peppers, 4 sausage peppers, 46 beefs, 8 fries, and 12 mash, fuckin now! Hands-on 78, 90, 32, 59. Thank you, Chef!” The Bear! “Here’s another piece of gefilte fish,” Nanny, (Betty Bennett), yelled! Nanny was a crazy Jew who wore a brassiere as a blouse, with a Viceroy cigarette dangling from her lips while serving dinner; a few ashes fell onto our plates. “You’re not eating,” she yelled, always screaming. “You’re not watching the soup,” yelled Nanny to Zayda, (Herman Bennett). “You don’t know anything,” screamed Zayda. Zayda chained smoked Viceroy cigarettes and drank schnapps out of a shot glass, “L’chayim,” he would yell. And down went another schnapps and another, screaming and arguing with Nanny over nothing. Passover dinner! The Bear and Passover Dinner were two dysfunc...